The curious case of Montel Harris

Somebody (Fran Duffy?) please send these Matt Brown highlights to Chip Kelly. (No truth to the rumor that Steve Addazio wrote these rap lyrics.)

Four Temple Owls signed NFL free agent contracts yesterday.
I thought two (Brandon McManus and Montel Harris) would be drafted.
I’m still surprised that Matty Brown is out there. I hope the Eagles pick him up as a kickoff returner.
(Heck, they had freaking Colt Anderson return a couple of kickoffs last year.)
Late Sunday night news: Matt Brown accepted an invite to work out with the Tampa Bay Bucs.
Still, the case of Montel Harris is the most curious to me.
He came back for his senior year, performed well on the field, put some great film numbers up and also did relatively well at the pro days and combines.
I think, given a chance, he has a chance to be a great pro.
At least I’m not alone in this thought.
Martin Freedman also felt the same way in this excellent treatise posted on Thursday.
It’s worth a read. (I read it online yesterday and now only the first graph appears. If you have $1, it’s worth a read.)
Basically, he says that in all of the “metrics”  Harris rates higher than Montee Ball and seven other “drafted” running backs and that for the value a NFL team cannot get a better back than Harris.
McManus is going to the Colts, where all he has to do is win either the punter or kicker jobs (not both).
John Youboty is going to Denver.
Harris is going to Tampa Bay (where I often wish I’m going) and Martin Wallace is going to Cleveland (where I hope I never have to go).
Good luck to all the Owls.

NFL draft day for Temple is Saturday this year

Liz Sim with the report from pro day. Great quote from Matt Brown.

The first round of the NFL draft is today.
The second and third are tomorrow.
For Temple, though, the draft starts at noon on Saturday.
I don’t expect any of the Owls to go in the fourth and fifth rounds, but I do expect kicker Brandon McManus to go in the sixth to the Green Bay Packers.
I told him that Saturday.
I hope it comes true.
Montel Harris should be drafted as well.
Based on his 351-yard, seven-touchdown, game against Army, I do expect him to get drafted.
We’ll call it the seventh round.
The scouts always say that film and game production is more important than pro days or combines so we’ll see if they are telling the truth.
Harris’ film was outstanding.
So was Matt Brown’s.
Brown said something in the above video from Temple’s pro day that I agree with:
“I’m the hardest-working player in the country,” Brown said.
That said, I don’t think Matt will be drafted on Saturday but he will catch on with someone as an undrafted free agent (UDA).
Once he gets in a camp, I think he will do there what he did for Temple the last four years and that will be enough to get on an NFL roster as a kick returner.

Highlights from the Cherry and White game 2013

Liz Sim sent over this video by email that she did for Owls Update. Great job by Temple-made Liz, a journalism major.


Sorry to see that a guy named Justin Klugh lists “Temple University” as the only school on his resume.
Klugh is a sports producer at Philly.com and, according to his LinkedIn file is responsible for “organizing content on Philly.com Sports. Making editorial decisions about the placement of stories.” 
Make that “non-stories.”

Great ESPN story on Connor Reilly:
Here’s an example of the kind of stories worth publishing. While ESPN is the worldwide leader in sports,  Justin Klugh and Philly.com are way at the back of that line.

 Today on Philly.com might have been one of the biggest “non-stories” in the history of journalism, the “fact” that Matt Rhule is listed in the low-90s among head coaches in the FBS football.
 Klugh, linking a Sporting News.com story, makes the Grand Canyon-sized leap in logic by saying Temple coaching is in a downward spiral, writing that Al Golden is No. 32 and Steve Addazio is No. 85.
 Duh?
 Nowhere does he point out that Golden might have been 120 when he was hired by Temple.
How did Golden rise up the ranks?
Largely by his work AT Temple.
I’m kind of shocked that Lewis Katz, the Temple-made CEO at Philly.com, hasn’t fired this guy by now.
 Matt Rhule is a huge upgrade on Steve Addazio. Ask any of Rhule’s players and they will tell you that.
I fully expect Rhule to flip Addazio’s 4-7 record into something similar on the other side, say 7-5 or better.
When it is, I’d like to see Justin Klugh post a story on Philly.com about the upward trend in coaching hires at Temple.
 I won’t hold my breath.
Don’t feel sorry for Klugh, though. He can always go back to making coffee at the Barista Cafe in Lancaster, his last job.

Observations from the Cherry and White game

Matt Rhule’s observations after the Cherry and White game.

Long day in the sun at the Cherry and White game.

I left the sunblock home and got sunburned.
When I left for the E-O, it was chilly and cloudy.
Who would have figured?
Live and learn.

These passing stats would not have been possible in Daz’s offense.

I was talking to a couple of good friends in the second row of the end zone stands and mentioned that we have no placekickers.
Then I said we are going to go from zero placekickers to two real quick.

This is what Nick Visco looked like to me before yesterday.

“Jim Cooper Jr. is coming in July but, watch out, this Nick Visco kid is really good,” I said.
Just then, a kid sitting in front of me turns around and says, “I’m Nick Visco” and shakes my hand and says thanks.
His mom and dad were sitting to his right and left.
Unreal.
“Geez, I’m now glad I didn’t say Nick Visco sucks,” I said.
Now I didn’t know what Nick Visco looks like, but I saw Nick Visco kick for Archbishop Wood in his full uniform and he’s got a big-time leg.
Now I know what Nick Visco looks like.
Also saw the two Jim Coopers (father and son), but I knew what they looked like beforehand.
Other observations:
  •  Matt Rhule went around Lot 10 and glad handed everyone. He’s very genuine and not at all a phony. If he’s as good a coach as he is a person, Temple has a shot against Notre Dame.
  •  Paul Layton is a great punter, the Montel Harris of punting. That said, I hope we don’t have to use him.
  • Connor Reilly is the real deal. He reminds me of the Cincinnati quarterback who was so accurate against Temple last year. 
  •  Zaire Williams better get on the field. Don’t think any of the current running backs are on the talent level of Harris/Brown/Pierce. Williams might be.
  •  I had the White as a 3 1/2-point favorite and they covered easily, 34-28. Not impressed with Phil Snow’s defense. He held the White to 34 points, four below his average last year with Eastern Michigan. It STILL scares me to have him as DC. I hope he proves me wrong. Make that, I PRAY he proves me wrong. Signs that could happen: An improved pass rush.
  • Seemed odd watching the best blocking fullback in Temple history, Wyatt Benson, starting at middle linebacker. Maybe he can be Temple’s first two-way player since the 1950s. If Owls run a sweep on goal-line offense, I hope he’s in there leading the way.
  • The Chris Coyer fullback experiment is going to work. He’s in a spot where it is conceivable  he gets 5-10 carries a game and throws 5-10 passes a game and catches 5-10 passes a game, but three of each would suffice. I smell a Jalen Fitzpatrick reverse, a throw across the field to Coyer and a Coyer pass for six to Ryan Alderman or Khalif Herbin. I hope for at least one to two trick plays a game. Heck, Toledo made Chuck Heater look silly in 2011 by hitting on three trick plays against an over pursuing defense. 
  • Averee Robinson had four sacks and helped control the Cherry running game from his defensive tackle position. He’s only a freshman. He’s probably better suited as a nose guard in a 5-2.
  • Speaking of Herbin, I really feel he’d help Temple more at running back than as a slot receiver. He’s got to get the ball more than the five times a slot receiver gets it during the game. At the very least, I’d use him as a Matty Brown-type third-down back in addition to his first- and second-down slot responsibilities. If he works as a third-down back, use him as an RB on other downs as well. Herbin is just as fast as Sweet Feet Lucear, Keith Gloster and Travis Sheldon and that’s some pretty fast company plus he’s got stop and start instincts at the line of scrimmage those guys never had. Think a slightly taller, slightly faster and slightly heavier Matt Brown describes Herbin’s game perfectly.


The best thing about Cherry and White Day

Notice there is no ‘][‘ on the helmets… could that mean TEMPLE makes its return tomorrow? We can only hope. Great job by Kevin Newsome in this video.

Except for the one year I was sports editor at the Norwich (N.Y.) Evening Sun, I don’t think I’ve missed a Cherry and White game in the past 35 years.
So I consider myself somewhat of an expert on the subject.
Coaches come and go, players come and go, parents come and go, even school presidents come and go, but I’m always here.

Complete Cherry and White rosters:
TFF has installed the White squad as 3 1/2-point favorites (we have our reasons).
Click over the red type for the squads as complete rosters are here:

Or there.
Me and Al Shrier and Doc and a few precious others.
Despite how out of control our society is getting these days, I always will be.
You have to live your life, not a life the bad guys dictate you live.
I’m going and, as always, I’m planning on having fun.
The game itself is secondary.
Make that tertiary.

My Al Golden sweatshirt on the day he allegedly wore it.

On the field, it’s the good guys vs. the good guys and I don’t get a whole lot of satisfaction out of that.
I need a protagonist and an antagonist in my stories.
I will get that starting Aug. 31, not before.
Any other Temple game day, the game is the thing and all the rest is a distant second.
People ask me what the best thing about Cherry and White day is and I always answer one word:
Stuff.
Yeah, stuff.
You can get the best Temple stuff (by that I mean shirts, sweatshirts, even helmets) on Cherry and White Day than any other day of the year anyplace in the world.
I get frustrated when I walk into a PHILADELPHIA Wal-Mart’s and Kohl’s and see Virginia Tech and Boston College stuff, but no Temple stuff.
Some day that will change but, for now, the best place to get Temple stuff is 10th and Diamond on Cherry and White Day.
I got a sweet No. 69 game worn Temple jersey on Cherry and White Day for $20.
I purchased some great Temple football hats. I had my eye on an old-time Temple football helmet, but it was a little above my pay scale.
I got a “Papreps” custom-made black “Cherry Crusade” T-Shirt delivered to me on Cherry and White Day.
I rock Temple stuff in the gym or at the mall 365 days a year and, out of those 365, I’d say 353 days are stuff I’ve purchased at Cherry and White Day. (The other dozen or so days I wear my Al Golden sweatshirt that I purchased for $55 from Patti on the fourth floor at Vivacqua Hall a few years ago. She said Al actually wore it during the 2007 Penn State game, but I have my doubts.)
At the gym, I invariably get people (mostly guys, unfortunately) coming up to me and saying, “Cool Temple shirt, where did you get that?”
“Cherry and White Day,” I say.
“How much did you pay?”
“Twenty bucks.”
“No way! Man, I can’t find Temple stuff anywhere.”
“Come down to Cherry and White Day, then.”
That’s how those conversations usually go.
You can’t get Temple stuff in Wal-Mart, K-Mart or Sears but you can get plenty of good Temple stuff on Cherry and White Day.
So stuff is the primary reason to get out to Cherry and White Day, with tailgating and seeing old Temple football friends secondary and the game tertiary.
After watching Ventres Stevenson and Myron Myles look like O.J. Simpson on a couple of Cherry and White Days, I’m not taking much home from the game itself.
Since the temperatures are going to dip into the 60s, I think I’ll wear my Al Golden sweatshirt.

Cherry and White
Information
Kickoff:
1 p.m. (Gates to E-O open at noon)
Place:
Edberg-Olson Complex, 10th and Diamond
Parking:
Free in LC parking lot, $10 in Lot 10 (11th and Norris, where most of the tailgating will be held)
Tickets
Free, plus each fan will also receive a free raffle ticket for free tickets to a future home game
Tailgating
Allowed in all lots, but most fans will be in Lot 10, which should fill up by 9 a.m.
Prohibited inside E-O
Smoking, alcohol, bags, umbrellas, thermoses, coolers, fireworks, weapons

Explosive plays in the passing game (for real)

Good video on how Connor Reilly budgets his limited time (ignore Ryan Day’s appearance).

Excuse me for bringing up a sore subject, but one of the promises Steve Addazio made all last spring and last summer in alumni gatherings from New York City to Los Angeles was “explosive plays downfield in the passing game.”
We all know how that turned out.
The explosive plays downfield in the passing game were made AGAINST the Owls, not for the Owls a season ago.

I attended last year’s Cherry and White game, heard the comment after seeing zero explosive plays downfield and had my doubts about Daz delivering on the said plays in the fall. The Cherry and White game featured what seemed like 34 carries by Spencer Reid for what seemed like minus 17 yards.
The offensive season itself wasn’t that bad, but was bad enough.
Unfortunately, when it came to Daz and empty promises, I was right.
Now we’re hearing that from a number of football alumni who attended Alumni Day that several explosive plays were made downfield at Saturday’s all-out scrimmage.

Poland checking in (thanks, Poland).

That scrimmage was the most important one of the season, even more important than Saturday’s Cherry and White game (1 p.m. kickoff) because new coach Matt Rhule is not likely to tip his hand to any Notre Dame scouts in attendance.
First-team quarterback Connor Reilly, poised and confident, delivered both the deep and intermediate ball effectively to a variety of receivers who made defenders miss. Reilly looked off defenders to deliver the ball. We all know that both Khalif Herbin and Jalen Fitzpatrick have the ability to make that first tackler miss and gain numerous yards after catch.
Hopefully, Notre Dame (see countdown count to the right) finds that out the hard way on August 31.
There are two ways to look at this:
The defensive backs who gave the Owls so much trouble last year are still on the field or that a commitment to the passing game also makes it harder for a defense to find out where the ball is going.
I hope it’s the latter.
After all, when you run all the time on first and second down like the Owls did last year (75.1 percent), defending the pass on third down is easy.
When you offer the THREAT to throw the ball on first and second down, defending the pass (and the run) is not so easy.
That, in a nutshell, is how the Matt Rhule offensive philosophy differs from the Steve Addazio one.
I don’t expect him to promise “explosive plays downfield in the passing game” after Saturday’s Cherry and White game.
Just delivering them in the fall would suffice.

‘The University of Temple’ and other nicknames

Temple University owes a debt of gratitude to players who put the uni on the  map
and made the name “Temple University” standard.

Saturday is Football Alumni Day at Temple University.
Matt Rhule and the staff are reaching out to all former players and inviting them to be part of the program, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. at the $17 million Edberg-Olson Complex. (Ex-players only and Friday is the last day to RSVP with secretary Nadia Harvin.)
I think that’s a great gesture.
(If Matt wants a standing ovation, he’d use the occasion to announce that the Owls are going back to the TEMPLE helmets, at least on one side.)
A lot of the guys who will be in attendance were responsible for putting Temple University on the national football map.
Back then, you had respected Pittsburgh-area journalists like Andy Nuzzo (he was at the time, believe me) opening his pre-game story with “The University of Temple.”
Ugh.

Sweet Feet greatest nickname
of all-time

Nobody does that anymore in Temple football stories.
I don’t know who will be there, but the guys who played football during the Wayne Hardin and Bruce Arians Eras had some colorful nicknames. Those were winning years for Temple football and, despite Arians’ losing record, pulling two six-win seasons out of a hat against a top 10 schedule was a trick worthy of Houdini.
The Temple program that was “no match for Pitt” was more than a match for Pitt during the Arians’ Era, winning three of five games.
On to the nicknames, though.

Sweet Feet made the All-East 1st team.

I had to smile when I read a story on a girl football player, Sam Gordon, who they call “Sweet Feet.”
In my mind, there’s only one Sweet Feet and that’s Gerald “Sweet Feet” Lucear, who played wide receiver for coach Wayne Hardin’s 10-2 team in 1979.
To me, Lucear holds the patent on Sweet Feet.
Sweet Feet could fly and was one of the few Temple guys who could beat any cornerback on sheer speed alone on a fly pattern. The other two I remember were Keith Gloster (Arians) and Travis Sheldon (Al Golden).
So, for its descriptive purposes, Sweet Feet is my choice for best Temple nickname of all time.
I asked some Temple alumni for other great nicknames and got a lot of nicknames like the one I was called (Gibby) as a youngster. I had to throw those out. Some of those were Brett “Stein” Hartenstein, Matt “Matty” Baker and Lance “Stone” Johnstone.
Strong players, but weak nicknames.
Sorry, those were too easy.
Henry “Dynamo Hyno” Hynoski works even though it is a derivative of the last name because of the Dynamo  part. Hyno was a fullback’s fullback, a guy who refused to go down and often knocked back the first guy who tried to tackle him. The nickname was given to him by former Temple play-by-play guy Ron Menchine, who would often say “there goes Dynamo Hyno. He looks like Bronco Nagurski out there.” As a kid, I didn’t know who Bronco Nagurski was but if he ran like Dynamo Hyno I knew he must have been pretty good.
For most of the other names, I was looking for something else entirely, something that set that person apart and was not a derivative of the last or first name. Plus, the player had to be an impact guy who fans in the stands heard about and the name had to be printable.
Paul “Boo Boo” Palmer was another good one.
Derek “Bonecrusher” Dennis was a great one, as was John “Rhino” Rienstra.
Christopher “Cap” Poklemba also fit (but Christopher “Pok” Poklemba would not have).
Other great submissions:
Brian “Shark” Erwin, Ryan “Goo” Wallace, Jon “House” Clark, Phil “Pugsy” Prohaska, Keith “Pooeyhead” Kerrin, Ray “Big Cat” Haynes, Marcus “Gumby” Gibbs, Larry “Jelly Roll” Chester, Roger “Pup” Chanoine.
Still more: James “Big Daddy” Harris and Wiley “Pancake” Pitts. Both great players as well as great nicknames.
Or, if you really wanted to go old school, Frank “Bucko” Kilroy or Dave “Fizzy” Weinraub. (Sorry, Fizz, know you are not as old school as Bucko.)
All good to great players whose contributions helped people stop calling the school “The University of Temple.”
If you see Goo, Boo Boo, Bonecrusher, Shark, Pooeyhead, Jelly Roll, Gumby or Pup on Saturday, say hello.
And thank them.

Greatest ‘][’emple Football Nicknames of All-Time
Name
Nickname
Notable
Gerald Lucear
“Sweet Feet”
Could fly, scored a touchdown in bowl win, first-team All-East WR
John Rienstra
“Rhino”
First-team All-American
Paul Palmer
“Boo Boo”
Name given to him by grandmother, stuck and was runner-up for Heisman in ‘86
Derek Dennis
“Bonecrusher”
Current Chicago Bear once tackled his own QB in game against Army
Frank Kilroy
“Bucko”
Great FB, became all-pro with Eagles
Wiley Pitts
“Pancake”
Great blocking WR
Keith Kerrin
“Pooeyhead”
Love to hear the story behind that one

Open quarterback competition good, not bad

The wildcard in the open competition is incoming freshman P.J. Walker.
TFF welcomes Chris
Coyer, 1/14/2009

As former Giants’ coach Bill Parcells once blabbed, “that’s a good thing, not a bad thing” was the reaction I had when Matt Rhule announced an open quarterback competition going into this spring’s Temple football practice.
I like competition.
Really, he is not going to say: “I don’t care what any of these guys do, I’ve already decided.” That’s not good coaching business.
That’s the position former head coach Steve Addazio maintained two days before he went off to become head coach at Boston College. The first thing he said was that there was going to be an open quarterback competition. The second thing he said was that “this offseason is going to be no box of chocolates.” The third thing he said was “I’m outta here like Vladimir.” All in a matter of 48 hours.
If Connor Reilly beats out the field and becomes Temple’s starter on Aug. 31 against Notre Dame, every Temple football fan, coach and player is better off.
The same can be said of the other five quarterbacks who figure to be in the mix.
Because with the possible exception of when Adam DiMichele dined alone, Temple’s quarterbacking training room dinner table is more talented than any in the Golden/Addazio/Rhule Era.
If you beat out those guys, then you have something.
That said, I like John Madden’s quote better: “If you have more than one quarterback, you don’t have any.”
My guess is that Rhule will settle on one quarterback by Notre Dame and stick with him and that quarterback will be Chris Coyer.
There are a few reasons for that:

  • Coyer is the ONLY quarterback in the last 30 years to win a bowl game for Temple;
  • Coyer was recruited by Rhule;
  • Coyer was about to receive a scholarship offer from Ohio State and showed his loyalty to Rhule and the Owls by telling them thanks but no thanks;
  • Coyer replaced starter Chester Stewart in the Ohio game and threw for three touchdowns and over 300 yards passing and, oh by the way, added 184 yards on the ground;
  • Coyer played with a broken hand last year, taking one for the team;
  • Coyer was additionally handicapped by a run-first, second- and too-many-times third-approach by Daz;
  • Coyer can both throw and run equally effectively, a real plus in the days of the modern spread offense;
  • Coyer, without a broken hand two years, ago was UNBEATEN in games he started;
  • Coyer’s co-offensive coordinator during that unbeaten streak: Matt Rhule.

The wildcard in all of this is not necessarily Reilly but P.J. Walker. In a perfect world, you redshirt Walker and have him sponge all there is to know from Coyer, Rhule and graduate assistant DiMichele.
All of these facts are rattling around in Rhule’s brain right now and probably will continue to rattle until Aug. 31.
When the facts stop and the reasoning starts, unless Coyer completely comes apart (and we hear he’s having a good spring, too), Coyer will be under center.
After all, Rhule and Coyer have been an unbeatable combination in the past and there’s no reason to think that success can’t continue in their final year together.

AAC: You’ve got to crawl before you can walk

I would ditch the Owl logo for a Temple ‘][‘

When I heard the old league Temple was going to participate in was getting a new name, I was disappointed.
Temple joined the Big East.
Villanova and the Catholic schools left the Big East.
For the schools with Temple to give up that name was/is a big mistake.
If Temple, Cincinnati, UConn and USF left to form a new league, I would be all for a new name.
Simple logic.

This map suggests schools could have kept Big East name.

So much for simple logic.
Damn.
The new name is the American Athletic Conference. The powers-that-be decided you’ve got to crawl before you can walk.
Literally.
That is, a position first on the ESPN crawl was worth more than a specific or even more spify name. Since ESPN places its scores based on alphabet, you’ll see the AAC scores first, then the ACC and so-on and so-forth.
That’s really the only good thing about the new name.
It’s going to take awhile for this new brand to build. For however the Big East was slammed, it was a known brand.
Temple, Cincinnati, UConn and USF sold its Big East soul for 30 pieces of silver or, in this case, a reported $8 million to the first school and $22 million to the other three with the balance going to the newer schools.
Big-time athletics is all about the Benjamins these days.
Now about the new name.
My thought, also based on logic, was that the name of the new conference be called “Metro America” as an acknowledgement to the large markets almost all of the schools have locked up.
To me, that’s part of the genius of this new conference. Since the conference is in large markets, it is bound to get good TV ratings. Temple football, even in the MAC, got great TV ratings. The Owls vs.  UCLA remains the second-highest-rated bowl game ever on ESPN in the coveted Philadelphia market (second only to Penn State’s 2007 appearance in the Alamo Bowl).
People didn’t tune in to watch UCLA.
There is a latent interest out there in Temple football. The challenge for CEO Matt Rhule and the people who  are charged with moving Temple football forward is getting those fannies off their couches and away from their potato chips and interested enough in the Owls to get on a car or a subway to a game.
Winning will do that.
Not regular winning, but championship-level winning.
Fortunately, with this group of schools, the road to a championship is wider than a six-lane highway.

Tomorrow: The Open Quarterback Competition

Anatomy of an April’s Fool’s post

This is the fake front page I rejected as too gaudy.

A good April’s Fool’s Joke is like a good cake.
You have to have a lot of the right ingredients.
Last year, I did not find the right ingredients so I bagged our annual April Fool’s post.
It was back yesterday.

Err, one person fell for it, hook, line and stinker.

Mix a little basketball in with a little football, some science sport stuff I’ve been wondering about for years, Matt Rhule’s penchant for secrecy and a great Fran Dunphy quote post-game Indiana and I had my cake.
If it wasn’t for Dunphy, who I hold in the highest regard, I would not have my idea. To me, Fran Dunphy is every bit the equal of the Temple coaching Holy Trinity of Wayne Hardin, John Chaney and Skip Wilson.
I have that much respect for the man.
I watched Dunph post-game come up with one of the greatest quotes I ever saw any coach say:
“We’re all about giving our student-athletes a terrific college experience and these are the kind of experiences they will always remember.”
Wow. Great quote, Fran, and thanks.

Fran Dunphy’s outstanding
post-game remarks were
inspiring.

That was the final icing on the cake.
I thought about how Deon Miller, at 6-foot-5, blocked three critical field goals last year for Temple’s football team and wondered  if I could borrow Dunphy’s tallest player, 6-foot-11 Devonte Watson, and project him into that Miller role. Would six extra inches make him twice as effective as Miller blocking field goals? Ten times? A hundred times?
So I went for the fake story.
In the past, we’ve sold SOME of the public on Steve Addazio hiring Urban Meyer to be his first assistant coach at Temple and had Temple accepting an invitation to the Big 10 conference.
Because so many ingredients were ripe for this one, though, it might have been our best.
I thought about going the British tabloid route (see above) but then I thought that front page was too gaudy and a dead giveaway. So I gave The Temple Times credit and created a fake Temple Times page.
I could just picture Dunphy saying the same thing about Watson if somehow he went out for the football team and started blocking field goals like Bernie Parent blocked shots in goal for the Flyers.
If one person fell for it, and at least one did, it was worth doing.

Tomorrow: Watson decides story was a good idea and does indeed go out for the team (just kidding)