My One Birthday Wish: The Keelers Keep their promise

On the day Steve Addazio was hired by Temple, he called it his dream job. Two years later, he said the same thing about BC.

Another year, one foot closer to the invariable end all of us face.

For me, the number is shocking because I outlived a lot of damn close good friends, like fellow Temple fan John Belli and the great Daily News high school writer Ted Silary.

Belli, I had many “Belli” laughs with at Temple games and tailgates and Ted I had many “belly” laughs with covering Philadelphia high school games together. They were both about my age.

On Tuesday, I learned that the best damn copy editor I ever had at The Philadelphia Inquirer—Al “Moose” Campbell–(nobody called him Al) passed. He was only a couple years older than me.

Everybody wishes for good things on their birthday but sharing Juneteenth with one of the greatest days in U.S. history–the official freeing of the slaves in Texas, ending slavery in the country–makes it a memorable day not just for me but for eternity.

As a Temple fan, though, I’m realistic.

It would be nice to hit tonight’s Mega Millions and get the $452 million, forward $400 million of it to Temple football and scrape by with the few years I have left on $52 million. Not a damn penny to Temple basketball because I’m sick of the mindset online that says Temple football is holding back Temple basketball. Get one of those fans to win the next $452 million.

That way, Temple wins the next four national titles and proves to the rest of the world how flawed this current college football system is and they got back to room, board and tuition. Even I, who loves to win more than anyone, will feel a little guilt for Temple winning under those parameters.

Janice Keeler (left) will deserve all the credit if K.C. Keeler keeps his promise and makes Temple his final job.

If an even college football playing field means no fifth-straight natty for Temple, that’s a price I’m willing to pay.

That’s not realistic, though, but what is gives Temple an advantage and I will take that wrapped up in a box with a nice bow on it.

For the Keelers–K.C. and Janice–to keep their promise and make Temple their last coaching stop.

That would give Temple the kind of stability no other university–either P4 or G5–has.

We’ve seen coaches promise fealty to Temple before. On the day Steve Addazio was hired by Temple he called it his “dream job.” Two years later, he said the same thing about Boston College.

Two DAYS, not two years, before Matt Rhule was hired by Baylor he said he wouldn’t sell his soul to another school for $4 million because “I’d rather coach these (Temple) kids.”

One day after winning a title for the Temple kids, he sold his soul for the $4 million.

This promise, though, has a different feel.

One, Keeler is the winningest active Division I college head football coach. Two, everybody else not named Keeler leaves for so-called greener pastures.

Matt Rhule made this promise to Temple two days before selling his soul for $4 million dollars.

Keeler is a special case. He’s from here. His kids are living here. His grandkids are rooted here. There is a real anchor to Philadelphia for the Keelers that did not exist in the past for other Temple coaches.

Given that, what a tremendous recruiting tool in an era where the kids know full well the coach who recruits them is not likely to be the same guy who is there at the end of their college careers–or even halfway through–that exists now.

Temple offers stability.

Nobody else does.

That sets Temple apart from everyone else and by association, every Temple fan apart from a fan of any other college football school.

Failing a financial windfall that is probably not forthcoming, that’s a birthday present any Temple fan (not just me) can’t top.

Monday: Speed Kills

The best $20 you will ever spend

As a big fan of the local Philadelphia comedian Joe Conklin, saw that he was appearing at one of my favorite venues, the Keswick Theater, on a rare night I had off in my “real job” and then clicked on the price.

That was $118 for a single seat.

Yikes.

Love Joe, but that was a little bit above my pay grade.

(Decided to rent a $5.99 movie that night instead.)

Then saw Joe was appearing at Parx Casino on the penultimate night of my birthday (June 18 as June 19 is the day I came into the world) at Parx Casino for $35. Clicked on that and got tickets.

Same show. Saved almost $100.

Pretty good bargain if you like to laugh and hear Philadelphia sports personality impressions as much as I do.

I’m pretty sure this is June 1 but might want to confirm when you get tickets.

If you are a Temple football fan, a better bargain becomes before that night.

K.C. Keeler, Wissahickon Brewing Company, June 1, for a measly $20.

Make plans to attend now if you are able to fit it into your schedule.

Unfortunately, I won’t be able to do so because that’s a Monday night and my “real job” requires me to be in the office doing editing for a myriad of weekly papers that will appear on Wednesdays throughout the Philadelphia area.

Who knows how long that will last so that’s why we ask those of you who appreciate this site to donate $5, 10, 50 or 100 from time to time.

So this is pretty much for those who work traditional 9-5 jobs.

K.C. Keeler isn’t as funny as Joe Conklin, but he is pretty funny and provides more insight on Temple football than just about anyone else.

If I didn’t have to work that night to put food on the table, I would definitely be there and ask him at least one of the next five questions:

Sekou Kromah was good enough to take to media day. Will Keeler take another pass rusher to the same event in August?

One, I know he was going for an experienced quarterback to replace Evan Simon, but what qualities did he see in inexperienced guys like Jaxon Smolik and Ajani Sheppard that would give him the confidence to make them the starter?

Two, I know what Hunter Smith and Keveon Mason can do as running backs, but is there another guy (along with Rutgers transfer Sam Brown) who can emerge from that deep room and surprise everyone?

Three, we had a damn good pass rush when Khalil Poteat, Sultan Badmus and Sekou Kromah were healthy–which was exactly one game, the UTSA win–so what do you see in the transfer portal replacements that make that pass rush better?

It took 15 years but we finally got to our 150th country today, May, 22, 2026

Four, one-point losses to Army and Navy robbed the Owls of 7-5 and a sure bowl appearance and, what, if anything, will you do different in preparing for both triple options this year?

Five, what, if anything, did you learn from the Owls telling the Birmingham Bowl that you had to think for an hour or two about the invitation and what, if anything, would the university do differently given the same call next season?

Thanks, K.C., and I wish I was there, but Joe Conklin is appearing on my night off and you are not. I will see you at the season ticket holder party in August.

Monday: Get Ready for An Attitude